A TOUGH OLD COWBOY COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN HE DIED.
HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRAND- CHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 75 FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Harry
The secret of longevity.
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Harry Eales
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The secret of longevity.
Once I was young, now I am old, and inbetween went by far to fast.
Re: The secret of longevity.
I like this one. 
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JCC18971997
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Re: The secret of longevity.
You have got to see the humor in this one. I laughed and laughed.