Embarassed spider

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dickaye
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Embarassed spider

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So two spiders were walking down the side walk talking about Marlin rifles when one of them says to the other, "Hold it a minute Mac." Then he walks over and grabs a fly sitting on the grass. He throws the fly on his back, slices his talons deep into the fly's belly and rips it open spilling the fly's guts all over the sidewalk. So the second spider steps over to his friend and says, "I don't mean to embarrass you stud, but your fly is open!"
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